Was it Donatello? The one who’d come up with cool gadgets? I bet he could figure a way to go faster.
Raphael? He was just kinda brute strength. I bet he can just run faster than most turtles.
Leonardo? He was the smartest. That doesn’t mean fast though.
Michaelangelo? He was the party dude. He’s probably still tired from last night. I’d pass on him.
So— who would you want to see race each other? Join Friends of McPherson at Big Joe’s Bar (1818 W. Foster, Chicago, IL 60640) on Saturday, November 2nd.
